Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th February 2007

Dilbert//6528, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 28th February 2007

Tags

asbestos ceiling danger telekinesis neutralized never ask curious

Official transcript

They found asbestos in our ceiling. We're all in danger. "I must use my telekinesis to remove the asbestos."

"GAAA!"

"The threat has been neutralized. You must never ask me how it was done."

"I'm not even curious."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THEY FOUND ASBESTOS IN OUR CEILING. WE'RE ALL IN DANGER.

I MUST USE MY TELEKINESIS TO REMOVE THE ASBESTOS.

GAAA!

THE THREAT HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED.

YOU MUST NEVER ASK ME HOW IT WAS DONE.

I'M NOT EVEN CURIOUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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