Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th March 2007

Dilbert//6546, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 18th March 2007

Official transcript

"Some batteries in the lab leaked."

"I cleaned it up, but there was no place to put all of the hazardous waste."

"I couldn't put it in the regular trash or the recycling bin."

"It's not legal to pour it down the drain or flush it."

"So I put it between two pieces of bread and left it in the break room refrigerator."

"GAAA!!!"

"Not really. I just wanted to find out who's been eating my lunch."

"You mean I'm not going to die?"

"Not instantly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOME BATTERIES IN THE LAB LEAKED.

I CLEANED IT UP, BUT THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PUT ALL OF THE HAZARDOUS WASTE.

I COULDN'T PUT IT IN THE REGULAR TRASH OR THE RECYCLING BIN.

IT'S NOT LEGAL TO POUR IT DOWN THE DRAIN OR FLUSH IT.

SO I PUT IT BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD AND LEFT IT IN THE BREAK ROOM REFRIGERATOR.

GAAA!!!

NOT REALLY. I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN EATING MY LUNCH.

YOU MEAN IM NOT GOING TO DIE?

NOT INSTANTLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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