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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th March 2007

Dilbert//6548, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 20th March 2007


Official transcript

I have finished my projects. What's next? "Make a spreadsheet and track something."

"Track what?"

"I think you'll find that it doesn't matter."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE FINISHED MY PROJECTS.

WHAT'S NEXT?

MAKE A SPREADSHEET AND TRACK SOMETHING TRACK WHAT?

I THINK YOULL FIND THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Project Tracker"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair and a white shirt, engaged in a conversation with his boss.

  • Scene 1: Dilbert's boss asks him to make a spreadsheet and track something, prompting Dilbert to respond, "I have finished my projects. What's next?"
  • Scene 2: Dilbert's boss inquires about the progress of his projects, and Dilbert responds, "Track what? I think you'll find that it doesn't matter."
  • Scene 3: The boss is seen sitting at his desk, looking puzzled, while Dilbert is shown standing in the cubicle, holding a piece of paper and looking uninterested.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of bureaucratic red tape and the frustration that can come with it.

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