Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th April 2007

Dilbert//6568, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 9th April 2007

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources "I hired two people to work on your project."

"One is a mumbler and the other one is hard of hearing but doesn't know it."

"Mmmm, afterglow."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I HIRED TWO PEOPLE TO WORK ON YOUR PROJECT.

ONE IS A MUMBLER AND THE OTHER ONE IS HARD OF HEARING BUT DOESN'T KNOW IT.

MMMM, AFTERGLOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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