Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th April 2007

Dilbert//6571, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 12th April 2007

Official transcript

I never reviewed the design. "Yes you did. Here's a copy of your e-mail."

"This is hardly conclusive. Did you get any DNA evidence?"

"What was all that screaming?"

"I had to collect some DNA."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEVER REVIEWED THE DESIGN.

YES YOU DID. HERE'S A COPY OF YOUR EMAIL.

THIS IS HARDLY CONCLUSIVE. DID YOU GET ANY DNA EVIDENCE?

WHAT WAS ALL THAT SCREAMING?

I HAD TO COLLECT SOME DNA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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