Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th April 2007

Dilbert//6575, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 16th April 2007

Official transcript

"I spent my entire day planning and scheduling future work, and no time doing work."

"Tomorrow I plan to spend the entire day explaining why I didn't have time to do work."

"It hurts less if I call it a plan."

"What happens if you call it your purpose?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SPENT MY ENTIRE DAY PLANNING AND SCHEDULING FUTURE WORK, AND NO TIME DOING WORK.

TOMORROW I PLAN TO SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY EXPLAINING WHY I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO WORK.

IT HURTS LESS IF I CALL IT A PLAN.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CALL IT YOUR PURPOSE?

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