Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st May 2007

Dilbert//6590, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 1st May 2007

Tags

dog senslved basement make running shoes eyes inexpensive footwear

Official transcript

"Please help me. Your dog has enslaved my people in your basement and forced us to make running shoes!"

"GAAA!!! MY EYES!!!"

pssst "I like to help people, but I also like inexpensive footwear."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE HELP ME. YOUR DOG HAS ENSLAVED MY PEOPLE IN YOUR BASEMENT AND FORCED US TO MAKE RUNNING SHOES!

GAAA!!!

MY EYES!!!

I LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE, BUT I ALSO LIKE INEXPENSIVE FOOTWEAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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