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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th May 2007

Dilbert//6603, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 14th May 2007


Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources
"I've worked in a windowless cube for 25 years. Can I move to the vacant cube by the window?"

"Sure."

"GAAA!!! IT BURNS!"

"Too fast."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES IVE WORKED IN A WINDOWLESS CUBE FOR 25 YEARS. CAN I MOVE TO THE VACANT CUBE BY THE WINDOW?

SURE.

GAAA!!!

IT BURNS!

TOO FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Catbert, the Evil Director of Human Resources, and a red cube in a windowless cube. The cube, with 25 years of experience, requests relocation to a vacant cube by the window. Catbert responds with a threat, implying that the cube will be moved too fast if it does not comply. The cube, visibly frightened, agrees to the relocation. The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the treatment of employees in a corporate setting, highlighting the absurdity of Catbert's behavior.

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