Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th May 2007

Dilbert//6609, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 20th May 2007

Official transcript

"Every project you worked on this year got canceled after the reorganization."

"It's as if you didn't even exist."

"That's not entirely true."

"For example, I occupied space."

"I'd like to see someone who doesn't exist do that."

"A dead person can occupy space."

"But a dead person exists."

"I won the argument, but it was a hollow victory."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY PROJECT YOU WORKED ON THIS YEAR GOT CANCELED AFTER THE REORGANIZATION.

IT'S AS IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN EXIST.

THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.

FOR EXAMPLE, I OCCUPIED SPACE.

I'D LIKE TO SEE SOMEONE WHO DOESNT EXIST DO THAT.

A DEAD PERSON CAN OCCUPY SPACE.

BUT A DEAD PERSON EXISTS.

IWON THE ARGUMENTI BUT IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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