Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th June 2007

Dilbert//6635, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 15th June 2007

Tags

simulation productivity workforce pandemic

Official transcript

Run a simulation of our productivity if we lost half our workforce to a pandemic. "Should I assume we lose the productive people or the people who ask other people to run pandemic simulations?"

"Try both ways?"

"Okay. I'm done."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RUN A SIMULATION OF OUR PRODUCTIVITY IF WE LOST HALF OUR WORKFORCE TO A PANDEMIC.

SHOULD I ASSUME WE LOSE THE PRODUCTIVE PEOPLE OR THE PEOPLE WHO ASK OTHER PEOPLE TO RUN PANDEMIC SIMULATIONS?

TRY BOTH WAYS.

OKAY.

I'M DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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