Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th June 2007
Dilbert//6637, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 17th June 2007
Tags
office noise whistling comnfrontation whiney appearence cubicle freakin moron work-around situation
Official transcript
"Gaaa! That idiot is whistling in his cube again!!!"
"I would complain but I don't like confrontation."
"I can't talk to his boss because I would appear whiney."
"There's only one solution."
"Alice, please stop by my cubicle when you get a second."
"What's up? Wait. I'll be right back."
"STOP WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!"
"What's up?"
"Never mind. I found a work-around."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
GAAA! THAT IDIOT IS WHISTLING IN HIS CUBE AGAIN!!!
I WOULD COMPLAIN BUT I DON'T LIKE CONFRONTATION.
I CAN'T TALK TO HIS BOSS BECAUSE I WOULD APPEAR WHINEY.
THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION.
ALICE, PLEASE STOP BY MY CUBICLE WHEN YOU GET A SECOND.
WHAT'S UP?
WAIT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!
WHAT'S UP?
NEVER MIND.
I FOUND A WORK-AROUND.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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