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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th June 2007

Dilbert//6637, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 17th June 2007


Tags

office noise whistling comnfrontation whiney appearence cubicle freakin moron work-around situation


Official transcript

"Gaaa! That idiot is whistling in his cube again!!!"

"I would complain but I don't like confrontation."

"I can't talk to his boss because I would appear whiney."

"There's only one solution."

"Alice, please stop by my cubicle when you get a second."

"What's up? Wait. I'll be right back."

"STOP WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!"

"What's up?"

"Never mind. I found a work-around."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GAAA! THAT IDIOT IS WHISTLING IN HIS CUBE AGAIN!!!

I WOULD COMPLAIN BUT I DON'T LIKE CONFRONTATION.

I CAN'T TALK TO HIS BOSS BECAUSE I WOULD APPEAR WHINEY.

THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION.

ALICE, PLEASE STOP BY MY CUBICLE WHEN YOU GET A SECOND.

WHAT'S UP?

WAIT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!

WHAT'S UP?

NEVER MIND.

I FOUND A WORK-AROUND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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