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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th June 2007

Dilbert//6637, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 17th June 2007


Tags

office noise whistling comnfrontation whiney appearence cubicle freakin moron work-around situation


Official transcript

"Gaaa! That idiot is whistling in his cube again!!!"

"I would complain but I don't like confrontation."

"I can't talk to his boss because I would appear whiney."

"There's only one solution."

"Alice, please stop by my cubicle when you get a second."

"What's up? Wait. I'll be right back."

"STOP WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!"

"What's up?"

"Never mind. I found a work-around."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GAAA! THAT IDIOT IS WHISTLING IN HIS CUBE AGAIN!!!

I WOULD COMPLAIN BUT I DON'T LIKE CONFRONTATION.

I CAN'T TALK TO HIS BOSS BECAUSE I WOULD APPEAR WHINEY.

THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION.

ALICE, PLEASE STOP BY MY CUBICLE WHEN YOU GET A SECOND.

WHAT'S UP?

WAIT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WHISTLING, YOU FREAKIN' MORON!!!

WHAT'S UP?

NEVER MIND.

I FOUND A WORK-AROUND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cubicle Whistling"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts Dilbert, a cartoon character, whistling in his cube. His coworker Alice enters the scene and asks him to stop whistling, but Dilbert refuses, claiming that he is "whistling in his cube again." Alice responds by asking him to stop whistling when she gets a second, but Dilbert continues to whistle. The conversation becomes more absurd as Dilbert claims that he is not whistling, but rather "whiney." The strip ends with Dilbert saying, "Stop whistling, you freakin' moron!!" and Alice responding, "Never mind, I found a work-around." The final panel shows the office building with the caption, "There's only one solution." The strip is a humorous commentary on the absurdity of office politics and the challenges of communication in a corporate setting.

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