Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th June 2007

Dilbert//6639, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 19th June 2007

Tags

dark decompose defecation driving green consultant hate earth procreating stop eating

Official transcript

Dogbert the Green Consultant "Stop eating, breathing, driving, defecating, and procreating."

"Sit in the dark and decompose on some garden seeds."

"Or do you admit you hate Earth?"

"A little."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE GREEN CONSULTANT STOP EATING, BREATHING, DRIVING, DEFECATING, AND PROCREATING.

SIT IN THE DARK AND DECOMPOSE ON SOME GARDEN SEEDS.

OR DO YOU ADMIT YOU HATE EARTH?

LITTLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hate Earth?"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a green consultant, sitting at a desk with a whiteboard behind him. He is addressing an audience, urging them to stop eating, breathing, driving, defecating, and procreating. The audience member responds, "Or do you admit you hate earth?" Dogbert replies, "A little." The comic strip is a humorous commentary on environmentalism and the challenges of promoting sustainable living.

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