Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th June 2007

Dilbert//6647, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 27th June 2007

Tags

personal problems doctors opeation serial problems steady diet licorice diet soda spleen c4 explosive support group alqueda

Official transcript

Nancy, the employee with serious personal problems "The doctors say I need an operation."

"They think my steady diet of licorice and diet soda turned my spleen into a C-4 explosive."

"So I joined a support group. Have you heard of Al Qaeda?"

"Gotta go..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NANCY, THE EMPLOYEE WITH SERIAL PERSONAL PROBLEMS THE DOCTORS SAY I NEED AN OPERATION.

THEY THINK MY STEADY DIET OF LICORICE AND DIET SODA TURNED MY SPLEEN INTO A C-4 EXPLOSIVE.

SO I JOINED A SUPPORT GROUP.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF AL QAEDA?

GOTTA GO. ..

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