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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th July 2007

Dilbert//6655, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 5th July 2007


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executive golf tournamnet cigar smokers foursome golf cart gas leak baked lunch beans flint


Official transcript

"I finished planning the annual executive golf tournament."

"I put all of the cigar smokers in your foursome in case your golf cart has a gas leak."

"Lunch is baked beans and sauerkraut, and I bought you some golf balls made of flint."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FINISHED PLANNING THE ANNUAL EXECUTIVE GOLF TOURNAMENT.

I PUT ALL OF THE CIGAR SMOKERS IN YOUR FOURSOME IN CASE YOUR GOLF CART HAS A GAS LEAK.

LUNCH IS BAKED BEANS AND SAUERKRAUT.

AND I BOUGHT YOU SOME GOLF BALLS MADE OF FLINT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Golf Tournament"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a man's preparations for an executive golf tournament. He has:

  • Finished planning the event
  • Placed all of the cigar smokers in his foursome in case his golf cart has a gas leak
  • Brought lunch (baked beans and sauerkraut) and golf balls made of flint

The humor in the comic strip comes from the man's eccentric and unconventional approach to the golf tournament. The use of flint golf balls is particularly amusing, as it is an unusual and potentially dangerous material for golf balls. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a corporate golf tournament and the sometimes absurd behaviors of its participants.

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