Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th July 2007

Dilbert//6658, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 8th July 2007

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management consulatant consulting firm worthless managing consulting hired

Official transcript

"You should hire me as your management consultant."

"We're a management consulting firm. We don't need a management consultant to consult us."

"Are you saying that management consulting is worthless?"

"No, I'm saying we already know everything about management consulting."

"How can you be so sure I can't help you when you don't know what my advice will be?"

"Okay, you're hired. What's your advice?"

"Beats me. I'll have to ask my management consultant."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD HIRE ME AS YOUR MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.

WE'RE A MANAGEMENT CONSULTING FIRM. WE DON'T NEED A MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT TO CONSULT US.

ARE YOU SAYING THAT MANAGEMENT CONSULTING IS WORTHLESS?

NO, IM SAYING WE ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MANAGEMENT CONSULTING.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE I CAN'T HELP YOU WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY ADVICE WILL BE?

OKAY, YOU'RE HIRED. WHAT'S YOUR ADVICE?

BEATS ME. I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT.

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