Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th July 2007

Dilbert//6667, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 17th July 2007

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elbonian divison do any work every minute hidden cameras randomly fire evil buttocks tingle

Official transcript

My Elbonian division won't do any work unless someone is watching them every minute. "Tell them you have hidden cameras."

"Then randomly fire one Elbonian per week."

"Hee-hee! Evil makes my buttocks tingle."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ELBONIAN DIVISION WON'T DO ANY WORK UNLESS SOMEONE IS WATCHING THEM EVERY MINUTE.

TELL THEM YOU HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS.

THEN RANDOMLY FIRE ONE ELBONIAN PER WEEK.

HEE-HEE!

EVIL MAKES MY BUTTOCKS TINGLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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