Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th July 2007

Dilbert//6667, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 17th July 2007

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elbonian divison do any work every minute hidden cameras randomly fire evil buttocks tingle

Official transcript

My Elbonian division won't do any work unless someone is watching them every minute. "Tell them you have hidden cameras."

"Then randomly fire one Elbonian per week."

"Hee-hee! Evil makes my buttocks tingle."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ELBONIAN DIVISION WON'T DO ANY WORK UNLESS SOMEONE IS WATCHING THEM EVERY MINUTE.

TELL THEM YOU HAVE HIDDEN CAMERAS.

THEN RANDOMLY FIRE ONE ELBONIAN PER WEEK.

HEE-HEE!

EVIL MAKES MY BUTTOCKS TINGLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Elbonian Division's Hidden Cameras"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around the Elbonian Division, which is notorious for its lack of productivity unless someone is watching them every minute. The division's manager, Dilbert, decides to take matters into his own hands by installing hidden cameras to monitor the employees' work habits.

Key Events:

• Dilbert installs hidden cameras in the Elbonian Division to ensure productivity.
• An Elbonian employee discovers the cameras and alerts his coworkers.
• The employees, fueled by evil, retaliate by randomly firing one Elbonian per week.

Humor and Satire:

The comic strip employs humor and satire to poke fun at the concept of workplace surveillance and the consequences of underperforming employees. The absurdity of the situation, where the employees' evil nature is the driving force behind their actions, adds to the comedic effect.

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