Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th July 2007

Dilbert//6669, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 19th July 2007

Tags

employee orientation no time exercise long hours trans fat positive note payroll dedcution service save money dirt cubicle burial site health

Official transcript

Employee Orientation "This job will leave you with no time for exercise."

"You will work long hours and consume trans fats until you are shaped like this."

"On a positive note, our payroll deduction service allows you to save money for dirt to turn your cubicle into a burial site."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION THIS JOB WILL LEAVE YOU WITH NO TIME FOR EXERCISE.

YOU WILL WORK LONG HOURS AND CONSUME TRANS FATS UNTIL YOU ARE SHAPED LIKE THIS ON A POSITIVE NOTE, OUR PAYROLL DEDUCTION SERVICE ALLOWS YOU TO SAVE MONEY FOR DIRT TO TURN YOUR CUBICLE INTO A BURIAL SITE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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