Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th July 2007

Dilbert//6674, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 24th July 2007

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wally refuses stop eating noisy snacks likes salt more ethan you kelp oatmeal

Official transcript

I asked Wally to stop eating noisy snacks in his cubicle but he refuses. "That's because he likes salt more than he likes you. We all feel the same way."

"What?"

"You're somewhere between oatmeal and kelp."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASKED WALLY TO STOP EATING NOISY SNACKS IN HIS CUBICLE BUT HE REFUSES.

THAT'S BECAUSE HE LIKES SALT MORE THAN HE LIKES YOU.

WE ALL FEEL THE SAME WAY.

WHAT?

YOU'RE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN OATMEAL AND KELP.

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