Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st August 2007

Dilbert//6682, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 1st August 2007

Tags

management software track 3 least valuable asset noise cancellation headphones

Official transcript

"Wally, I bought Dogbert's Management Software to yell at you so I don't have to."

"I recommend Track 3, titled 'You're my least valuable asset'."

"Who wants to buy Dogbert's noise cancellation headphones for bad employees?"

"I need you less than my mousepad."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I BOUGHT DOGBERT'S MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE TO YELL AT YOU SO I DON'T HAVE TO.

I RECOMMEND TRACK 3, TITLED "YOU'RE MY LEAST VALUABLE ASSET." WHO WANTS TO BUY DOGBERT'S NOISE CANCELLATION HEAD PHONES FOR BAD EMPLOYEES?

I NEED YOU LESS THAN MY MOUSEPAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Noise Cancellation Headphones"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dogbert's attempt to sell noise cancellation headphones to Wally, an employee of his. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dogbert recommends Track 3, titled "You're My Least Valuable Asset."
• Wally expresses his desire for headphones that are less expensive than his mousepad.
• Dogbert responds by saying he needs Wally less than his mousepad.

Key Takeaways:

• The comic strip humorously portrays Dogbert's sales tactics and Wally's frustration with the company's management.
• The conversation highlights the absurdity of the situation and the power dynamics at play in the workplace.

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