Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th August 2007

Dilbert//6688, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 7th August 2007

Tags

manage spreadsheet track things problems cute optimism pretty fuzzy

Official transcript

I've decided to manage by spreadsheet. "I'll track things until all of our problems fix themselves."

"Your optimism is cute."

"Thanks. You're pretty fuzzy yourself."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO MANAGE BY SPREADSHEET.

I'LL TRACK THINGS UNTIL ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS FIX THEMSELVES.

YOUR OPTIMISM IS CUTE.

THANKS.

YOU'RE PRETTY FUZZY YOURSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Optimistic Manager"

Summary:

The comic strip features a manager, Dilbert, and his assistant, Dogbert. The manager has decided to manage by spreadsheet, but Dogbert is skeptical. Despite the manager's enthusiasm, Dogbert remains pessimistic, implying that the manager's optimism is misguided. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of relying solely on spreadsheets for management, highlighting the limitations of this approach.

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