Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th August 2007

Dilbert//6699, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 18th August 2007

Tags

impulse control chew on pencil beaver borrowed pencil tree falls wild

Open source transcript

COFFEE SWILLING BEAVER IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, AND NO ONE HEARS IT...

I'D STILL CHEW THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF IT BECAUSE I HAVE NO IMPULSE CONTROL.

THAT REMINDS ME: THE PENCIL I BORROWED FROM YOU ISN'T COMING BACK.

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