Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th August 2007

Dilbert//6701, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 20th August 2007

Tags

highest paid tell each employee dont tell secrecy lies control

Official transcript

"Alice, you have the highest salary in the department. But don't tell anyone what it is."

"Dilbert, you have the highest salary in the department. But don't tell anyone what it is."

"I can't believe I never thought of that before."

"Yeah, especially since you're the highest paid manager."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOU HAVE THE HIGHEST SALARY IN THE DEPARTMENT.

BUT DONT TELL ANYONE WHAT IT IS.

DILBERT, YOU HAVE THE HIGHEST SALARY IN THE DEPARTMENT.

BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT IT IS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YEAH, I NEVER ESPECIALLY THOUGHT SINCE YOU'RE OF THAT THE HIGHEST BEFORE.

PAID MANAGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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