Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd September 2007

Dilbert//6734, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 22nd September 2007

Tags

org chart personal problems appendix health excuse drama

Official transcript

"Carol, did you update the org chart yet?"

"No. I kept waiting for it to become more important than my personal problems. But it just never happened."

"how about right now?"

"Ouch! I think that's my appendix!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, DID YOU UPDATE THE ORG CHART YET?

NO. I KEPT WAITING FOR IT TO BECOME MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY PERSONAL PROBLEMS, BUT IT JUST NEVER HAPPENED.

HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW?

OUCH! I THINK THAT'S MY APPENDIX!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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