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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th September 2007

Dilbert//6736, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 24th September 2007


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dogcart for president decisons based on polls single thing called leadership


Official transcript

Dogbert for president "As president, I will not make decisions based on polls."

"In fact, I won't give you a single thing that you want. That's called leadership."

"I'll never understand why that works."

"yay!"

clap! clap! clap! clap! clap!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT FOR PRESIDENT AS PRESIDENT, I WILL NOT MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON POLLS.

IN FACT, I WONT GIVE YOU A SINGLE THING THAT YOU WANT. THAT'S CALLED LEADERSHIP.

I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY THAT WORKS.

YAY!

CLAP!

CLAP!

CLAP!

CLAP!

CLAP! -

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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