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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th September 2007

Dilbert//6738, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 26th September 2007


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high priority tasks launched abyss of total nothingness never talk about you


Official transcript

Today I complete my high priority tasks and launched them into the miasma. "There they will rot from neglect while I draw closer to the abyss of eternal nothingness."

"I have an idea. Let's never talk about you."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TODAY I COMPLETED MY HIGH PRIORITY TASKS AND LAUNCHED THEM INTO THE MIASMA.

THERE THEY WILL ROT FROM NEGLECT WHILE I DRAW CLOSER TO THE ABYSS OF ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS.

I HAVE AN IDEA: LET'S NEVER TALK ABOUT YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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