Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th October 2007

Dilbert//6757, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 15th October 2007

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spreading rumors make me quit false rumors actual facts poacher endangered species

Official transcript

Alice is spreading false rumors about me. She's trying to make me quit. "At this company we don't get all anal about the difference between false rumors and actual facts."

"That's not fair!"

"Said the alleged poacher of endangered species."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE IS SPREADING FALSE RUMORS ABOUT ME. SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME QUIT.

AT THIS COMPANY, WE DON'T GET ALL ANAL ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FALSE RUMORS AND ACTUAL FACTS.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

SAID THE ALLEGED POACHER OF ENDANGERED SPECIES.

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