Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th October 2007

Dilbert//6757, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 15th October 2007

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spreading rumors make me quit false rumors actual facts poacher endangered species

Official transcript

Alice is spreading false rumors about me. She's trying to make me quit. "At this company we don't get all anal about the difference between false rumors and actual facts."

"That's not fair!"

"Said the alleged poacher of endangered species."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE IS SPREADING FALSE RUMORS ABOUT ME. SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE ME QUIT.

AT THIS COMPANY, WE DON'T GET ALL ANAL ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FALSE RUMORS AND ACTUAL FACTS.

THAT'S NOT FAIR!

SAID THE ALLEGED POACHER OF ENDANGERED SPECIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Alleged Poacher of Endangered Species"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with brown hair, standing at a desk in front of a red creature. The scene unfolds as follows:

• Alice, Dilbert's coworker, is spreading false rumors about him, claiming he is trying to make her quit.
• Dilbert confronts the company about the discrepancy between false rumors and actual facts.
• The company responds by saying that it is not fair to compare the two, as the alleged poacher of endangered species is a separate issue.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate doublespeak and the challenges of navigating workplace politics.

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