Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd November 2007

Dilbert//6776, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 3rd November 2007

Tags

problems solutions won't work moron

Official transcript

"Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions."

"When I bring you solutions, you tell me they won't work and treat me like a moron."

"What's the problem with that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T BRING ME PROBLEMS, BRING ME SOLUTIONS.

WHEN I BRING YOU SOLUTIONS, YOU TELL ME THEY WON'T WORK AND TREAT ME LIKE A MORON WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THA T?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Problem-Solving"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head and a red tie, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a man standing before him.

• The man says, "Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions."
• Dilbert responds, "When I bring you solutions, you tell me they won't work and treat me like a moron."
• The man then asks, "What's the problem with that?"

This exchange highlights the challenges of working in a corporate environment, where employees are often expected to provide solutions to complex problems, only to be met with skepticism and criticism. The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of this situation, using humor to comment on the frustrations of modern work life.

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