Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd November 2007

Dilbert//6776, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 3rd November 2007

Tags

problems solutions won't work moron

Official transcript

"Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions."

"When I bring you solutions, you tell me they won't work and treat me like a moron."

"What's the problem with that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T BRING ME PROBLEMS, BRING ME SOLUTIONS.

WHEN I BRING YOU SOLUTIONS, YOU TELL ME THEY WON'T WORK AND TREAT ME LIKE A MORON WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THA T?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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