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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th November 2007

Dilbert//6778, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 5th November 2007


Tags

price quite taxes shipping cable carts software memory upgrades maintence insurance needy engineering


Official transcript

"That price quote includes everything!"

"What about taxes, shipping, cables, carts, software, memory upgrades, maintenance and insurance?"

"Has anyone ever called you needy?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THAT PRICE QUOTE INCLUDES EVERYTHING!

WHAT ABOUT TAXES, SHIPPING, CABLES, CARTS, SOFTWARE, MEMORY UPGRADES, MAINTENANCE AND INSURANCE?

HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU NEEDY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Price Quote"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a customer asking for a price quote that includes everything.
  • The salesperson responds by listing various additional costs, including taxes, shipping, cables, carts, software, memory upgrades, maintenance, and insurance.
  • The customer is surprised by the lengthy list and asks if anyone has ever called them needy.
  • The salesperson confirms that they have received such requests before.

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