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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th November 2007

Dilbert//6780, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 7th November 2007


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rebalance 401k new starategy element of surprise


Official transcript

Our new strategy has never worked for anyone before. "That will give us the element of surprise."

"Let's get started!"

"Can I rebalance my 401(k) first?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW STRATEGY HAS NEVER WORKED FOR ANYONE BEFORE.

THAT WILL GIVE US THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

LET'S GET STARTED!

CAN I REBALANCE MY 401(K) FIRST?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "New Strategy"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a table with his coworkers. The conversation begins with a statement from the boss, who claims that their new strategy has never worked for anyone before. This sets the tone for a humorous exchange.

Key Points:

  • The boss announces a new strategy that has never been successful for anyone.
  • Dilbert expresses skepticism, asking if they can rebalance his 401(k) first.
  • The boss responds by saying "Let's get started!" and the coworkers enthusiastically agree.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of implementing a new strategy without considering its potential impact on employees' financial security.

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