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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th November 2007

Dilbert//6783, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 10th November 2007


Tags

old job better than here great company fired quit moron


Official transcript

"At my old job, we did everything better than we do it here."

"They sound like a great company. It's no wonder they fired you."

"They didn't fire me. I quit to come work here."

"So, your point is that you're a moron?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AT MY OLD JOB, WE DID EVERYTHING BETTER THAN WE DO IT HERE.

THEY SOUND LIKE A GREAT COMPANY.

IT'S NO WONDER THEY FIRED YOU.

THEY DIDN'T FIRE ME.

I QUIT TO COME WORK HERE.

SO, YOUR POINT IS THAT YOU'RE A MORON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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