Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th November 2007

Dilbert//6790, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 17th November 2007

Tags

mordac information services biometric scanner scream password

Official transcript

"I am Mordac, the preventer of information services, and I bring you my newest biometric scanner."

"Instead of a password, I put this on your head and squeeze until you scream in a way that only you can scream."

"No, that's not you."

"GAAA! GAAA! GAAA!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES, AND I BRING YOU MY NEWEST BIOMETRIC SCANNER.

INSTEAD OF A PASSWORD, I PUT THIS ON YOUR HEAD AND SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU SCREAM IN A WAY THAT ONLY YOU CAN SCREAM.

NO, THAT'S NOT YOU.

GAAA!

GAAA!

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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