Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th November 2007

Dilbert//6790, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 17th November 2007

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mordac information services biometric scanner scream password

Official transcript

"I am Mordac, the preventer of information services, and I bring you my newest biometric scanner."

"Instead of a password, I put this on your head and squeeze until you scream in a way that only you can scream."

"No, that's not you."

"GAAA! GAAA! GAAA!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES, AND I BRING YOU MY NEWEST BIOMETRIC SCANNER.

INSTEAD OF A PASSWORD, I PUT THIS ON YOUR HEAD AND SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU SCREAM IN A WAY THAT ONLY YOU CAN SCREAM.

NO, THAT'S NOT YOU.

GAAA!

GAAA!

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Password Protection"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2007, features Dilbert and Mordac, the Preventer of Information Services. The conversation between them revolves around password security.

• Dilbert: Introduces himself as Mordac and explains that he brings the newest biometric scanner.
• Mordac: Instead of a password, he instructs Dilbert to place his head on the scanner and scream until he can no longer do so.
• Dilbert: Initially hesitant, he eventually complies and screams into the device.
• Mordac: Responds with "No, that's not you" and "GAAA GAAA GAAA," indicating that the scanner has failed to recognize Dilbert's identity.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of password security and the potential for biometric scanners to malfunction.

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