Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th November 2007

Dilbert//6792, first published nineteen years ago on Monday 19th November 2007

Tags

dogbert consultatnt lies or truth manage engineers earthworm juggle premium price

Official transcript

Dogbert Consults "Do you want me to lie to you for $400 per hour or give you the truth for $200?"

"I'll take the truth."

"Okay, the problem is that having you try to manage engineers is like having an earthworm try to juggle."

"How's my premium pricing option sound to you now?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS DO YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO YOU FOR $400 PER HOUR OR GIVE YOU THE TRUTH FOR $200?

I'LL TAKE TRUTH.

OKAY. THE PROBLEM IS THAT HAVING YOU TRY TO MANAGE ENGINEERS IS LIKE HAVING AN EAR THWORM TRY TO JUGGLE.

HOW'S MY PREMIUM PRICING OPTION SOUND TO YOU NOW?

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