Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd November 2007

Dilbert//6795, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 22nd November 2007

Tags

family freindly policices lost prodcutivity openly hotsile single people not fair impatience contradictory remarks hypcrisy blatant prejudice

Official transcript

"We've decided to be more family friendly in our policies."

"To compensate for the lost productivity, we'll be openly hostile to single people."

"That doesn't seem fair."

"Shut up and get back to work, eunuch!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEVE DECIDED TO BE MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY IN OUR POLICIES.

TO COMPENSATE FOR THE LOST PRODUCTIVITY, WELL BE OPENLY HOSTILE TO SINGLE PEOPLE.

THAT DOESN T SEEM FAIR.

SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK, EUNUCH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Compensating for Lost Productivity"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a company's decision to compensate employees for lost productivity due to single people being open to hostile behavior.
• The company's intention is to create a more family-friendly environment.
• However, the employee, Dilbert, is skeptical of this approach and questions the effectiveness of such a policy.
• The strip highlights the challenges of implementing policies that aim to promote work-life balance and employee well-being.

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