Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th November 2007

Dilbert//6797, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 24th November 2007

Tags

cansisate resume spelling errors hire a moron poor perfromance bigger reaise interview skills crazy good manipulate job interview

Official transcript

"Your resume is riddled with spelling errors. Why should we hire a moron?"

"My poor performance would make you look good in comparison. you'll get a bigger raise if I work here."

"What do you think of him?"

"Well, his interview skills are crazy good."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR RSUM IS RIDDLED WITH SPELLING ERRORS.

WHY SHOULD WE HIRE A MORON?

MY POOR PERFORMANCE WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD IN COMPARISON.

YOULL GET A BIGGER RAISE IF I WORK HERE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?

WELL, HIS INTERVIEW SKILLS ARE CRAZY GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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