Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th November 2007

Dilbert//6800, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 27th November 2007

Tags

tech writer salary number of pages high volume low quality hairball pocket money

Official transcript

Tina the tech writer "I decided to base your salary on the number of pages you write."

"Fine. I'll give you a high volume of low quality work."

"Sometimes the best you can do is move the hairball to another pocket."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA THE TECH WRITER I DECIDED TO BASE YOUR SALARY ON THE NUMBER OF PAGES YOU WRITE.

FINE. I'LL GIVE YOU A HIGH VOLUME OF LOW QUALITY WORK.

SOMETIMES THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS MOVE THE HAIRBALL TO ANOTHER POCKET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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