Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th November 2007

Dilbert//6802, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 29th November 2007

Tags

face hate goatees powers of extreme uncoolness another goatee

Official transcript

"What's wrong with your face?"

"It's a goatee."

"I hate goatees, so I am using my powers of extreme uncoolness to make them go away."

"That could work."

"GAAA!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

IT'S A GOATEE.

I HATE GOATEES, SO I AM USING MY POWERS OF EXTREME UNCOOLNESS TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY.

THAT COULD WORK.

GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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