Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th November 2007

Dilbert//6802, first published nineteen years ago on Thursday 29th November 2007

Tags

face hate goatees powers of extreme uncoolness another goatee

Official transcript

"What's wrong with your face?"

"It's a goatee."

"I hate goatees, so I am using my powers of extreme uncoolness to make them go away."

"That could work."

"GAAA!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

IT'S A GOATEE.

I HATE GOATEES, SO I AM USING MY POWERS OF EXTREME UNCOOLNESS TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY.

THAT COULD WORK.

GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Goatee Power"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his coworker, who is wearing a goatee. The coworker boasts about the benefits of having a goatee, claiming it gives him "powers of extreme uncoolness" that allow him to make others go away. Dilbert is skeptical, but the coworker insists that his goatee is the key to his success.

Key Points:

• The coworker believes his goatee gives him special powers.
• He claims it makes others go away.
• Dilbert is skeptical of the coworker's claims.
• The coworker is confident in his goatee's abilities.

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the absurdity of the coworker's claims and the fact that Dilbert is not convinced. The use of the word "goatee" as a source of power adds to the comedic effect. The strip pokes fun at the idea that physical appearance can have a significant impact on one's abilities and interactions with others.

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