Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th December 2007

Dilbert//6807, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 4th December 2007

Tags

private moon shuttle 3 months doom inevitable scapegoat blame project never getting finsihed

Official transcript

"My company wants me to design a private moon shuttle in three months. Doom is inevitable."

"What you need is a scapegoat to blame for the project never getting finished. I'll send one over."

"I was almost done, and then this idiot comes along."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY WANTS ME TO DESIGN A PRIVATE MOON SHUTTLE IN THREE MONTHS.

DOOM IS INEVITABLE.

WHAT YOU NEED IS A SCAPEGOAT TO BLAME FOR THE PROJECT NEVER GETTING FINISHED. I'LL SEND ONE OVER.

I WAS ALMOST DONE, AND THEN THIS IDIOT COMES ALONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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