Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th December 2007

Dilbert//6807, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 4th December 2007

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private moon shuttle 3 months doom inevitable scapegoat blame project never getting finsihed

Official transcript

"My company wants me to design a private moon shuttle in three months. Doom is inevitable."

"What you need is a scapegoat to blame for the project never getting finished. I'll send one over."

"I was almost done, and then this idiot comes along."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY WANTS ME TO DESIGN A PRIVATE MOON SHUTTLE IN THREE MONTHS.

DOOM IS INEVITABLE.

WHAT YOU NEED IS A SCAPEGOAT TO BLAME FOR THE PROJECT NEVER GETTING FINISHED. I'LL SEND ONE OVER.

I WAS ALMOST DONE, AND THEN THIS IDIOT COMES ALONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Scapegoat Needed"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company's plan to design a private moon shuttle in three months, with Doom being the inevitable outcome. The main character, Dilbert, is tasked with finding a scapegoat to blame for the project's failure. He encounters various individuals, including a man in a spacesuit and a woman in a white dress, but they all seem to be involved in the project. Finally, Dilbert finds a suitable scapegoat, a man in a blue shirt, who is not part of the project. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate culture and the tendency to blame others for failures.

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