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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th December 2007

Dilbert//6810, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 7th December 2007


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ask the intern died moon shuttle sample of dna jar reincarnate to clone jar missing needed for candy


Official transcript

"I am sad to report that Asok the intern died during a test of our moon shuttle prototype."

"Before he left, he put a sample of his DNA in a jar. His plan is to reincarnate into his own clone."

"Where's the jar with Asok's DNA?"

"I needed a second candy jar."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I AM SAD TO REPORT THAT ASOK THE INTERN DIED DURING A TEST OF OUR MOON SHUTTLE PROTOTYPE.

BEFORE HE LEFT, HE PUT A SAMPLE OF HIS DNA IN A JAR. HIS PLAN IS TO REINCARNATE INTO HIS OWN CLONE.

WHERE'S THE JAR WITH ASOK'S DNA?

I NEEDED A SECOND CANDY JAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Reincarnation"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, in a humorous exchange with his boss, a balding man with a receding hairline. The scene unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert reports on the death of Asok, an intern who died during a test of the moon shuttle prototype.
  • Dilbert's boss expresses sadness over the loss, but also reveals a peculiar plan to reincarnate Asok into his own clone.
  • Dilbert is perplexed by this proposal, asking where the jar with Asok's DNA is located.
  • The boss responds that he needs a second candy jar to store the DNA, leading to a comical exchange about the jar's whereabouts.

This lighthearted comic strip pokes fun at the idea of cloning and reincarnation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation through the characters' deadpan reactions.

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