Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th December 2007

Dilbert//6818, first published nineteen years ago on Saturday 15th December 2007

Tags

meeting dont know creating illusion work conflating concepts attendence prodcutivity business

Official transcript

I don't know you. Why are you in this meeting? "I'm creating the illusion of work by conflating the concepts of attendance and productivity."

"You should leave."

"And who should I say hates teamwork?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

WHY ARE YOU IN THIS MEETING?

I'M CREATING THE ILLUSION OF WORK BY CONFLATING THE CONCEPTS OF ATTENDANCE AND PRODUCTIVITY.

YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

AND WHO SHOULD I SAY HATES TEAMWORK?

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