Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th December 2007

Dilbert//6822, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 19th December 2007

Tags

disciuss company politics career monefield project new strategic direction upcoming reorganization plan to criticize something good happens

Official transcript

"I'm not allowed to discuss the company politics that form a career minefield around your project."

"And I can't tell you the company's new strategic direction, or anything about our upcoming reorg."

"My plan is to criticize you until something good happens."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THE COMPANY POLITICS THAT FORM A CAREER MINEFIELD AROUND YOUR PROJECT.

AND I CAN'T TELL YOU THE COMPANY'S NEW STRATEGIC DIRECTION, OR ANYTHING ABOUT OUR UPCOMING REORG.

MY PLAN IS TO CRITICIZE YOU UNTIL SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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