Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th December 2007

Dilbert//6822, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 19th December 2007

Tags

disciuss company politics career monefield project new strategic direction upcoming reorganization plan to criticize something good happens

Official transcript

"I'm not allowed to discuss the company politics that form a career minefield around your project."

"And I can't tell you the company's new strategic direction, or anything about our upcoming reorg."

"My plan is to criticize you until something good happens."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THE COMPANY POLITICS THAT FORM A CAREER MINEFIELD AROUND YOUR PROJECT.

AND I CAN'T TELL YOU THE COMPANY'S NEW STRATEGIC DIRECTION, OR ANYTHING ABOUT OUR UPCOMING REORG.

MY PLAN IS TO CRITICIZE YOU UNTIL SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, engaging in a conversation with his boss, who is seated in a large blue chair. The boss is depicted as a caricature of a corporate executive, with a condescending and dismissive attitude.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's boss is not interested in discussing the company's politics, which have formed a career minefield around the project.
• The boss is more concerned with criticizing Dilbert until something good happens.
• The boss's priorities are focused on criticizing rather than working on the project.

Overall Impression:

The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate culture and the way that executives often prioritize criticism over actual work. It highlights the absurdity of the situation and the frustration that can come with working in such an environment.

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