Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th December 2007

Dilbert//6829, first published nineteen years ago on Wednesday 26th December 2007

Tags

meeting projects complete projects calculated risk tasks lateness irrelevant worst week business

Official transcript

"And Wally, did you finish your project tasks for today?"

"No. I took a calculated risk that other people would not finish their tasks either, making my lateness totally irrelevant."

"Um..."

"That is the worst..."

"I need another week."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND WALLY, DID YOU FINISH YOUR PROJECT TASKS FOR TODAY?

NO. I TOOK A CALCULATED RISK THAT OTHER PEOPLE WOULD NOT FINISH THEIR TASKS EITHER, MAKING MY LATENESS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT.

THAT IS THE WORST..

I NEED ANOTHER WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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