Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th December 2007

Dilbert//6831, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 28th December 2007

Tags

alice quits 2 weeks notice 20% raise calls father quitter moron raise instead of quit

Official transcript

"Alice, I got your two weeks' notice."

"Will you stay if I give you a 20% raise?"

"Okay."

"Hey dad, do you remember you said I should never be a quitter? You do? Well, it turns out that you're a moron."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I GOT YOUR TWO WEEKS' NOTICE.

WILL YOU STAY IF I GIVE YOU A 20% RAISE?

OKAY.

HEY DAD, DO YOU REMEMBER YOU SAID I SHOULD NEVER BE A QUITTER? YOU DO?

WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT YOU'RE A MORON

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Quitters' Club"

Summary:

The comic strip features Alice, a character in the 'Dilbert' series, who is given a two-week notice by her boss. In response, Alice asks for a 20% raise, to which her boss agrees. However, Alice then reveals that she is actually quitting her job and has been planning to do so for some time. The boss is shocked and asks Alice if she remembers him saying he should never be a quitter, to which Alice replies that it turns out he is a moron. The comic strip ends with Alice walking out of the office, leaving her boss looking confused and frustrated.

Key Elements:

• Alice's unexpected departure
• The boss's failure to recognize Alice's plan
• The use of humor to highlight the absurdity of the situation

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