Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th December 2007

Dilbert//6831, first published nineteen years ago on Friday 28th December 2007

Tags

alice quits 2 weeks notice 20% raise calls father quitter moron raise instead of quit

Official transcript

"Alice, I got your two weeks' notice."

"Will you stay if I give you a 20% raise?"

"Okay."

"Hey dad, do you remember you said I should never be a quitter? You do? Well, it turns out that you're a moron."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I GOT YOUR TWO WEEKS' NOTICE.

WILL YOU STAY IF I GIVE YOU A 20% RAISE?

OKAY.

HEY DAD, DO YOU REMEMBER YOU SAID I SHOULD NEVER BE A QUITTER? YOU DO?

WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT YOU'RE A MORON

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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