Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th December 2007

Dilbert//6833, first published nineteen years ago on Sunday 30th December 2007

Tags

impressive resume promoted management money and pretige doing less work opportunity abuse subordinates fluent managerese love interviewing

Official transcript

"Alice, your resume is impressive."

"Tell me why you want to be promoted to management."

"Well. Obviously there's the money and prestige."

"I'm also attracted by the prospect of doing much less work."

"The opportunity to abuse subordinates is a big plus."

"And I speak fluent Managerese. Watch this..."

"Fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh"

"Did you really want that job?"

"No, but I love interviewing!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOUR RESUME IS IMPRESSIVE.

TELL ME WHY YOU WANT TO BE PROMOTED TO MANAGEMENT.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S THE MONEY AND PRESTIGE.

I'M ALSO ATTRACTED BY THE PROSPECT OF DOING MUCH LESS WORK.

THE OPPORTUNITY TO ABUSE SUBORDINATES IS A BIG PLUS.

AND I SPEAK FLUENT MANAGERESE. WATCH THIS...

FUH FUH FUH FUH DID YOU REALLY WANT THAT JOB?

NO, BUT I LOVE INTERVIEWING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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