Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th January 2008

Dilbert//6838, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 4th January 2008

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meeting friday morning bagel friday separates us special bagels reward business

Official transcript

"Wally, I need you to attend a meeting on Friday morning."

"But that is bagel Friday. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals."

"You could get a bagel to go."

"It's as if you don't want to understand."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO ATTEND A MEETING ON FRIDAY MORNING.

BUT THAT IS BAGEL FRIDAY. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS.

YOU COULD GET A BAGEL TO GO.

IT'S AS IF YOU DON T WANT TO UNDERSTAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Bagel to Go"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green tie, and Wally, a bald man with a green tie, in an office setting. The conversation begins with Wally requesting that Dilbert attend a meeting on Friday morning, to which Dilbert agrees. However, Wally then reveals that the only reason he wants Dilbert to attend is because it's "Bagel Friday," a day when bagels are served at the office. Dilbert is amused by this and responds, "You could get a bagel to go. It's as if you don't want to understand." The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may attend meetings solely for the free food, rather than for any actual purpose.

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