Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th January 2008

Dilbert//6838, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 4th January 2008

Tags

meeting friday morning bagel friday separates us special bagels reward business

Official transcript

"Wally, I need you to attend a meeting on Friday morning."

"But that is bagel Friday. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals."

"You could get a bagel to go."

"It's as if you don't want to understand."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO ATTEND A MEETING ON FRIDAY MORNING.

BUT THAT IS BAGEL FRIDAY. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS.

YOU COULD GET A BAGEL TO GO.

IT'S AS IF YOU DON T WANT TO UNDERSTAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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