Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th January 2008

Dilbert//6840, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 6th January 2008

Tags

co worker tired dead died afterlife zombie alive again pictures in heaven eyes closed

Official transcript

Topper "I didn't get much sleep last night."

"That's nothing."

"I haven't slept in a month."

"Wouldn't that kill you?"

"It did, but that's nothing."

"I spent a week in the afterlife, then I returned to this world as a zombie."

"I taught myself homeopathy and discovered a cure for zombies."

"Now I'm alive again."

"Please be don...Please be done...Please be done..."

I took pictures of heaven."

"Gaaa!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A MONTH.

WOULDN'T THAT KILL YOU?

IT DID BUT THAT'S NOTHING I SPENT A WEEK IN THE AFTERLIFE, THEN I RETURNED TO THIS WORLD AS A ZOMBIE.

I TAUGHT MYSELF HOMEOPATHY AND DISCOVERED A CURE FOR ZOMBIES.

NOW IM ALIVE AGAIN.

PLEASE BE DONE PLEASE BE DONE PLEASE BE DONE.

I TOOK PICTURES OF HEAVEN.

GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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