Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th January 2008

Dilbert//6852, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 18th January 2008

Tags

board of directors underling powerpoint slides preoccupied day jobs mistresses bonus meeting ceo all in favor business

Official transcript

CEP presents to the board of directors "An underling made these powerpoint slides and I don't understand them."

"But it doesn't matter because all of you are too preoccupied with your day jobs and mistresses to pay attention."

"Who votes to give me a huge bonus just to end this meeting?"

"Aye"

"Aye"

"Aye"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO PRESENTS TO THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AN UNDERLING MADE THESE POWERPOINT SLIDES AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH YOUR DAY JOBS AND MISTRESSES TO PAY ATTENTION.

WHO VOTES TO GIVE ME A HUGE BONUS JUST TO END THIS MEETING?

AYE AYE AYE -

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