Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd January 2008

Dilbert//6857, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd January 2008

Tags

computer dont breathe help rat software software consulatant trying to help technology engineering

Official transcript

Ratbert the software consultant "Don't let your lack of knowledge interfere with my brilliance."

"Don't touch the keyboard, don't offer opinions and don't breathe so loudly that I can hear it."

"There. I've either configured your software or erased something called a bios."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT THE SOFTWARE CONSUL TANT DONT LET YOUR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE INTERFERE WITH MY BRILLIANCE.

DON'T TOUCH THE KEYBOARD, DONT OFFER OPINIONS AND DONT BREATHE SO LOUDLY THAT I CAN HEAR IT.

THERE. IVE EITHER CONFIGURED YOUR SOFTWARE OR ERASED SOMETHING CALLED A BIOS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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