Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th January 2008

Dilbert//6860, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 26th January 2008

Tags

job interview fat and lazy safe working thrive on abuse complain remove tongue begging desparate

Official transcript

"If you hire me, I will do all the jobs that the people born in this country are too fat and lazy to do."

"I don't require a safe working environment, and I thrive on abuse!"

"Do you complain much?"

"I'll remove my own tongue and give it to you in a pickle jar for boss's day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HIRE ME, I WILL DO ALL THE JOBS THAT THE PEOPLE BORN IN THIS COUNTRY ARE TOO FAT AND LAZY TO DO.

I DON'T REQUIRE A SAFE WORKING ENVIRONMENT, AND I THRIVE ON ABUSE!

DO YOU COMPLAIN MUCH?

I'LL REMOVE MY OWN TONGUE AND GIVE IT TO YOU IN A PICKLE JAR FOR BOSS'S DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I'll Remove My Own Tongue and Give It to You in a Pickle Jar for Boss's Day"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, sitting at a desk in an office. He is addressing his boss, who is seated across from him. The boss is a tall, gray, cylindrical figure with a face and arms, resembling a lamp or a column.

Key Points:

• Dilbert expresses his desire to do all the jobs that people born in the country are too fat and lazy to do.
• He states that he doesn't require a safe working environment and is willing to thrive on abuse.
• When asked if he complains much, Dilbert responds that he will remove his own tongue and give it to his boss in a pickle jar for Boss's Day.

Humor and Satire:

The comic strip uses satire to comment on the corporate world and the relationships between employees and their bosses. The absurdity of Dilbert's demands and the boss's nonchalant response add to the humor. The image of Dilbert's tongue being removed and placed in a pickle jar is a humorous and unexpected twist. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the conventions of office life and the power dynamics between employees and their bosses.

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