Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th January 2008

Dilbert//6860, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 26th January 2008

Tags

job interview fat and lazy safe working thrive on abuse complain remove tongue begging desparate

Official transcript

"If you hire me, I will do all the jobs that the people born in this country are too fat and lazy to do."

"I don't require a safe working environment, and I thrive on abuse!"

"Do you complain much?"

"I'll remove my own tongue and give it to you in a pickle jar for boss's day."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU HIRE ME, I WILL DO ALL THE JOBS THAT THE PEOPLE BORN IN THIS COUNTRY ARE TOO FAT AND LAZY TO DO.

I DON'T REQUIRE A SAFE WORKING ENVIRONMENT, AND I THRIVE ON ABUSE!

DO YOU COMPLAIN MUCH?

I'LL REMOVE MY OWN TONGUE AND GIVE IT TO YOU IN A PICKLE JAR FOR BOSS'S DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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