Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th February 2008

Dilbert//6876, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 11th February 2008

Tags

sensitive material interoffice topsecret moron security department slap hard run fast

Official transcript

"your most sensitive materials should always be sent in an interoffice envelope marked 'top secret.'"

"Are you a moron who works in our security department, or an industrial spy who is too lazy to look through lots of envelopes?"

"Our security guys don't slap that ahrd or run that fast."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR MOST SENSITIVE MATERIALS SHOULD ALWAYS BE SENT IN AN INTEROFFICE ENVELOPE MARKED "TOP SECRET." ARE YOU A MORON WHO WORKS IN OUR SECURITY DEPARTMENT, OR AN INDUSTRIAL SPY WHO IS TOO LAZY TO LOOK THROUGH LOTS OF ENVELOPES?

OUR SECURITY GUYS DONT SLAP THAT HARD OR RUN THAT FAST.

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