Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th February 2008

Dilbert//6876, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 11th February 2008

Tags

sensitive material interoffice topsecret moron security department slap hard run fast

Official transcript

"your most sensitive materials should always be sent in an interoffice envelope marked 'top secret.'"

"Are you a moron who works in our security department, or an industrial spy who is too lazy to look through lots of envelopes?"

"Our security guys don't slap that ahrd or run that fast."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR MOST SENSITIVE MATERIALS SHOULD ALWAYS BE SENT IN AN INTEROFFICE ENVELOPE MARKED "TOP SECRET." ARE YOU A MORON WHO WORKS IN OUR SECURITY DEPARTMENT, OR AN INDUSTRIAL SPY WHO IS TOO LAZY TO LOOK THROUGH LOTS OF ENVELOPES?

OUR SECURITY GUYS DONT SLAP THAT HARD OR RUN THAT FAST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Sensitive Materials and Security"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a conversation between an employee and their security department.
• The employee inquires about the security measures for sending sensitive materials, specifically asking if they are sent in an interoffice envelope marked "TOP SECRET".
• The security department responds by asking if the employee is a "moron" who works in the security department or an industrial spy who is too lazy to look through lots of envelopes.
• The punchline is that the security department doesn't slap the envelope hard or run it fast, implying that their security measures are inadequate.

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