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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th February 2008

Dilbert//6883, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 18th February 2008


Tags

new guy tall giant awkward arm pits cubicle intimidating


Official transcript

"don't get too friendly with the new guy. His armpits are 66 inches off the ground."

"He seems nice. I fail to see how the height of his armpits is relevant."

"You'll see."

"Hey, little buddy. Let me tell you about my weekend."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DON'T GET TOO FRIENDLY WITH THE NEW GUY. HIS ARMPITS ARE 66 INCHES OFF THE GROUND.

HE SEEMS NICE. I FAIL TO SEE HOW THE HEIGHT OF HIS ARMPITS IS RELEVANT.

YOULL SEE.

HEY, LITTLE BUDDY.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY WEEKEND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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